<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d5956467729753699081\x26blogName\x3dNihon+Chihuahua+%E3%81%AB%E3%81%BB%E3%82%93+%E3%83%81%E3%83%AF%E3%83%AF+Amber+Chihuah...\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dTAN\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttp://jamieamberyuki.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://jamieamberyuki.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d-2156036683297250602', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

Animal Jokes~ :P

Sunday, April 1, 2007 Animal Jokes~ :P 2:01 AM
Question & Answer Jokes

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone

Q: Why do birds fly South?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

------------------------------------------->The Amazing Flying Dog

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.
She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant.
He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam.
I'll just get him."With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air.
It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop."There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket."He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband.
"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!"The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"
paw print♥here

Profile♥
Amber Chihuahua ♥ Blog

Welcome to Amber Chihuahua Blog! Hello, I'm Amber the Chihuahua Cute ♥ .I love mommy, FOOD, walkies, FOOD, nappy, tummy rubs, attentions, FOOD, toys, car rides, treats & fooood. I dislike BATHS, vet, being left alone and naughty kids. Many hoomans describe me as fierce and fat which I am not happy at all. I am not too friendly with hoomans and other doggies as I can get pretty snappy but I would never have the intention to harm anyone♥


LOVE Amber the ♥ Chihuahua.
Links♥ lemme know if I forgot to add you :p

Amber-mae & friends
Angel Lacylulu, Rocky & Bear
Asta
BaeBae
Brandy
Boo & Dopey
Emma & Emmy
Girasol
Gizmo
Gus, Louie & Callie
Happy
Huskee & Hershey
Little Furry Cars
Lorenza
Maggie & Mitch
Mango
Momo & Pinot
Mona & Mommy
Pedro
River
Snowy and Crystal
Suzuki
Thor
Twinkle and friends
Ume tyan
Verdi & Gaucho


Previous Posts♥
Cool pic
New single~
Fun day out with family
Garage sale
SO so SO hot!!
helo~
Cute Clothes for me X3
Amber loves music
BoA!!
lovely card
[Valid RSS]
Archives♥
November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 March 2009 June 2009 July 2009 October 2009 November 2009 March 2010


ss_blog_claim=85a53a32b8e069a1b6a28bcb274f2dc1